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Items; private places
Ray: Dude don't touch my items!
Charles: SORRY! It was an accident
items by D's Mom December 8, 2006
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Items, itEms, itemS 

1v1 me fox only no items final destination 

1. (Noun) A match where you 1v1 someone fox only final destination no items in Super Smash Bros. (Any Super Smash Bros. games can be used, but Melee is recommended.)
2. (Noun) A meme that is used when someone "pro" at the game says their good at it, or similar scenarios.
1. 1v1 me fox only no items final destinations n00b.
2. Guy 1: I bet $5 that I can beat you in Super Smash Bros. Melee!
Guy 2: 1v1 me fox only no items final destination

pornotional items 

Using imprinted sex toys and sexual gag gifts to promote a business or service.
The Sex Therapist gave her clients pornotional items so they would remember her.

Premium items 

1 --- Aka Cash Shop Items, are virtual materials purchasable via real world currency. Such items would allow the purchaser to enhance, or rather alter a certain portion of the game, whether it were to make the game more visually enjoyable or become dominate.

2---A scam put out by most Korean gaming cooperation for their MMORPG for the soul purpose of profit. Making the game as shitty as possible so people would feel obligated to purchase premium items to better the game, even though the company could've just done that in the first place.

But NOOOOOOO, "We need the money to make the game better, even though all we do to expand the game is raise the level cap to make you mindlessly grind to get ten more levels while brainwashing you to believe game is the best, and the only way it could get better is Premium Items!"

Even though technically you do purchase Premium Items via real world currency, they first make you buy some unnecessary virtual currency that probably gives an obscure number that would still transact equally, an example would be if you get 1,000,000,000 Dickweeds for 1 dollar, it sounds and looks like your getting more bang for your buck but then you realize the cheapest thing on their scam shop is worth 30,000,000,000 Dickweeds.
-Premium Item: Boob enhancer
-Description: Increase your female character's breast by 10x from the G cup sizes they already are.
-Cost: 100,000,000,000,000,000 herpes aka 26 dollars.

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Boy-1: "Dude check out all these premium items bought, best three hundred dollars I've ever spent."

Boy-2: "Too bad they expire then disappear in a week, lol"

Boy-1; "FuuuuuuuCCCCKKKKKK!!!"

Premium items by Lawcork June 20, 2008

series of actionable items 

I'm not sure what it is, but it definitely isn't a plan.
We had no plan from the previous administration. They simply gave us a series of actionable items.

Sweet Items Dude 

A phrase used to "put down" an opposing Mario Kart Double Dash player. Saying "Sweet Items Dude" implies that they are last place in the race and are getting great items in order to catch up.
Robert: Jack, Sweet Items Dude, i forgot how good you were at this game.

Jack: OHHHH i forgot about that clause in the contract, feed it to Pedtke.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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