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italien bread 

When you have no lube or lotion to beat off you use Olive oil as a substitute.
"Dude yesterday i didnt wanna go sanslube so I had to use Olive oil."
"Haha Making some italien bread ehh?"

Italien treadmill 

Italien treadmill is when you’re going to the bakken, and you stop by the nearest supermarket, to buy Italien Bread and a sixpack of beers
Hey bros, spoiler we go get an Italien treadmill?

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.
I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.
Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.
My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day
"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."
italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012