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I Swear To Taylor Swift
Term mainly used by swifties to express that you are honest. Another way of saying istg (I Swear To God).
-Did you see that girl? She is mentally ill…
- I should’ve noticed that. I heard her use “istts”
istts by caroldanversenthusiast November 29, 2021
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Greg: IWTTS4M
Rachel: That's fucking gross Greg
Greg: I need more memes
iwtts4m by WellItsNotAPryBar February 3, 2015
An iPhone / iPod / iPad that has been converted / adapted to stpre narcotics in.
Dave: Where are the drugs, man?

Sam: In the iStash.
iStash by Elbows McGee August 7, 2011
/'istist/ noun, pl. "istists"

A person, who labels people by using one or more words which end with "-ist", e.g. racist, sexist, misogynist, feminist etc. This word describes people most commonly related ideologically to the modern Social Justice Theory, i.e. SJW, but not necessarily. The one thing that describes the istist is the high rate of using the aforementioned "-ist" words, often without comprehending their meaning and, also, their impact upon the target. They sometimes even tend to create new words, in order to find new ways to be offended.
Example: Female SJW Vs. a random man:
SJW: I am a sworn feminist and I believe all men must be killed slowly and violently for being patriarchist scum!
Man: Feminism promotes equality between men and women, not violence and oppression towards men!
SJW: How dare you correct me? You think you are better than me, don't you? You sexist, misogynist pig!
Man: Hey, I have a wife, a daughter and a sister, you idiot! Do some research before using such a dark language!
SJW: Dark language? Oh, so you hate black people, too? You racist piece of s**t!
Man: OK, I've had enough. You know what you are? A goddamn istist. A person who uses all these words without even knowing what they really mean.
*SJW tries to punch Man in the face, Man blocks her*
SJW: Rape! Rape! This rapist tried to assault me!
istist by Zerberos666 December 4, 2019
ISTG but for Satanists, so it is I Swear to Satan.
Matt: "yo becky, you got a thicccc ass"
Becky: "Matt, ISTS if you ever try to hit on me again I will have Brad punch you in the face."
ISTS by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB March 21, 2021

ists-ist 

(n.) A person who detests any kind of "-ist" (optimist, racist, sexist, feminist etc.). One who hates labeling of groups of people with similar views, interests, etc.
Richard believes that anything labeled under the "-ist" category is less than honorable and overall untrustworthy; he is an ists-ist.
ists-ist by UWereURUMass December 7, 2010
I send this smile over to you. A great way to sign off mash notes. Or emails to your main squeeze. Or letters to prisoners for that matter.

A more personal, heart-felt sign-off than "Best" or "Yours", etc.

Inspired by the song "Disarm" by the Smashing Pumpkins.
... I can't wait till I see you this Saturday.

ISTSOTY,
Billy
ISTSOTY by Mandingoe October 9, 2004
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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