3 definitions by Zerberos666
"I know a girl who suffers from Blondeism. She got confused over a Tuna can: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"
by Zerberos666 December 5, 2016
A perticular individual, usually female, which can be found on busy streets and, for the proper payment, can fulfill all your wishes.
Synonyms: Street hooker, whore, prostitute
Synonyms: Street hooker, whore, prostitute
- Have you heard? Katy Perry shamed an American Idol contestant for having three children!
- Well, what would you expect from a highway fairy turned popstar?
- Well, what would you expect from a highway fairy turned popstar?
by Zerberos666 April 11, 2023
/'istist/ noun, pl. "istists"
A person, who labels people by using one or more words which end with "-ist", e.g. racist, sexist, misogynist, feminist etc. This word describes people most commonly related ideologically to the modern Social Justice Theory, i.e. SJW, but not necessarily. The one thing that describes the istist is the high rate of using the aforementioned "-ist" words, often without comprehending their meaning and, also, their impact upon the target. They sometimes even tend to create new words, in order to find new ways to be offended.
A person, who labels people by using one or more words which end with "-ist", e.g. racist, sexist, misogynist, feminist etc. This word describes people most commonly related ideologically to the modern Social Justice Theory, i.e. SJW, but not necessarily. The one thing that describes the istist is the high rate of using the aforementioned "-ist" words, often without comprehending their meaning and, also, their impact upon the target. They sometimes even tend to create new words, in order to find new ways to be offended.
Example: Female SJW Vs. a random man:
SJW: I am a sworn feminist and I believe all men must be killed slowly and violently for being patriarchist scum!
Man: Feminism promotes equality between men and women, not violence and oppression towards men!
SJW: How dare you correct me? You think you are better than me, don't you? You sexist, misogynist pig!
Man: Hey, I have a wife, a daughter and a sister, you idiot! Do some research before using such a dark language!
SJW: Dark language? Oh, so you hate black people, too? You racist piece of s**t!
Man: OK, I've had enough. You know what you are? A goddamn istist. A person who uses all these words without even knowing what they really mean.
*SJW tries to punch Man in the face, Man blocks her*
SJW: Rape! Rape! This rapist tried to assault me!
SJW: I am a sworn feminist and I believe all men must be killed slowly and violently for being patriarchist scum!
Man: Feminism promotes equality between men and women, not violence and oppression towards men!
SJW: How dare you correct me? You think you are better than me, don't you? You sexist, misogynist pig!
Man: Hey, I have a wife, a daughter and a sister, you idiot! Do some research before using such a dark language!
SJW: Dark language? Oh, so you hate black people, too? You racist piece of s**t!
Man: OK, I've had enough. You know what you are? A goddamn istist. A person who uses all these words without even knowing what they really mean.
*SJW tries to punch Man in the face, Man blocks her*
SJW: Rape! Rape! This rapist tried to assault me!
by Zerberos666 December 4, 2019