ishmee 

A stupid maniac that eats a lot and is a bad ass bitch

He/she is definitely a food lover and is a big fat bitch

He/she is such a ishmee

ishmee by Ishmee June 3, 2020

iSheep

People that obey apple no matter how shit it has become recycling androids technology, think something is revolutionary that was created years ago.

"He bought the iPhone X!"
"Wow such an iSheep using 1k dollars on the emoji machine."

iSheep by Tommy Crancy January 15, 2018

Isheeta 

Isheeta is a girl who is very sweet, and yet a recluse. Very indecisive, she is always ready to lend a helping hand to a friend in trouble. No matter how hard the problem may be, she 's always optimistic and has a laugh on her face. She's cute, funny, and adorable.

"I can't think, I'm too stressed out!"

"Oh, hey, look, an Isheeta, she can help!"

Isheeta by FinalThunder526 November 24, 2012

isheep

A follower of the Apple cult regardless of the usefulness or real worth of the product. Believes with without question the cult propaganda which installs the almost mythological belief that what they have just bought is the fastest or most user friendly product ever, only to be re-sold the same product, with a few minor tweaks, a few months later with the same rhetoric and complete disregard for reality. Easily mislead by their own egos and think they are being unique and innovative. Often wrong but convinced they are correct. See definition for extremist, brainwashed fukwits.

Andy Clarke has SEVEN iPhones!

What an iSheep.

isheep by David Waller January 9, 2008

Ishmeal 

A person that is nice and will always give you a hug. When he gives you a hug you will feel special in every way. Thanks for all the things you have done for me.

“Thanks you for being an Ishmeal.”

Ishmeal by Sean Domingue October 21, 2018

iSheep

Someone who buys everything Apple churn out.

Person 1:
OMG MICAH YOUNG HAS AN IPHONE

Person 2: Why'd he get it?

Person 1: Because he says it was the best one on the market.

Person 2: What an iSheep

iSheep by Bexy D November 2, 2008

iSheeple 

Pathetically slavish devotees of Apple Computers who blindly embrace any product hawked by their turtle-necked tech messiah Steve Jobs.

The iSheeple are, as a general rule, more interested in Apple products as fashion accessories and will buy several permutations of the same item in order to stay "current", even when that device has obvious design flaws and is liable to break under even normal usage conditions (see: iPhone 4) or cause the user actual physical harm (see: overheating Macbooks). Rather than picking the best tool for the job, iSheeple choose the Apple alternative every time, paying over the odds for a product that is not as useful as it should be (see: iPad).

Ignoring well-reasoned arguments from less biased computer enthusiasts everywhere, they will never truly be convinced that Apple products are overrated. For iSheeple the mind-numbing simplicity of the various Apple operating systems is actually comforting: a real power operating system would only leave them huddled over in a corner shaking uncontrollably and sobbing that iTunes can't run their lives and tell them what to buy next anymore.

More extreme iSheeple will decorate non-Apple products with the now ubiquitous fruit silhouette logo, even going so far as to have the icon tattooed onto their skin in an overwhelming display of blind conformity.

Such is their unswerving quasi-religious devotion they are classed as acceptable targets and should be mocked whenever possible.

Even the usually infallible Stephen Fry is a notorious Apple bore and figurehead of the irritating iSheeple masses.

iSheeple by LastWeekZeke December 27, 2010