Ishdeep

Ishdeep
(Ish•deep)

A sexual BEAST. A true ishdeep is warrior both in and out of his pants, known for his dashing looks and charming charisma. A true artist, with the ability to play multiple instruments and draw and paint like a professional. One of the smartest men alive, storing an extra brain in his turban, ISHDEEP will rise above all.

Example:

“Hey where were you last night?”

“I was wish ishdeep”

“OMG you were with ishdeep???????? 😲”

Ishdeep by Mango Mow Five May 18, 2019

Ishdeep

Ishdeep (i-sh-dee-p) - The act of being a horny, gay 43 year-old man who likes to touch small young girls. Alternatives: Faber

"That guy is being an Ishdeep"

Ishdeep by bigboypoobumwillyfatlarge February 5, 2022

iSheep

People that obey apple no matter how shit it has become recycling androids technology, think something is revolutionary that was created years ago.

"He bought the iPhone X!"
"Wow such an iSheep using 1k dollars on the emoji machine."

iSheep by Tommy Crancy January 15, 2018

isheep

A follower of the Apple cult regardless of the usefulness or real worth of the product. Believes with without question the cult propaganda which installs the almost mythological belief that what they have just bought is the fastest or most user friendly product ever, only to be re-sold the same product, with a few minor tweaks, a few months later with the same rhetoric and complete disregard for reality. Easily mislead by their own egos and think they are being unique and innovative. Often wrong but convinced they are correct. See definition for extremist, brainwashed fukwits.

Andy Clarke has SEVEN iPhones!

What an iSheep.

isheep by David Waller January 9, 2008

iSheep

Someone who buys everything Apple churn out.

Person 1:
OMG MICAH YOUNG HAS AN IPHONE

Person 2: Why'd he get it?

Person 1: Because he says it was the best one on the market.

Person 2: What an iSheep

iSheep by Bexy D November 2, 2008

iSheeple 

Pathetically slavish devotees of Apple Computers who blindly embrace any product hawked by their turtle-necked tech messiah Steve Jobs.

The iSheeple are, as a general rule, more interested in Apple products as fashion accessories and will buy several permutations of the same item in order to stay "current", even when that device has obvious design flaws and is liable to break under even normal usage conditions (see: iPhone 4) or cause the user actual physical harm (see: overheating Macbooks). Rather than picking the best tool for the job, iSheeple choose the Apple alternative every time, paying over the odds for a product that is not as useful as it should be (see: iPad).

Ignoring well-reasoned arguments from less biased computer enthusiasts everywhere, they will never truly be convinced that Apple products are overrated. For iSheeple the mind-numbing simplicity of the various Apple operating systems is actually comforting: a real power operating system would only leave them huddled over in a corner shaking uncontrollably and sobbing that iTunes can't run their lives and tell them what to buy next anymore.

More extreme iSheeple will decorate non-Apple products with the now ubiquitous fruit silhouette logo, even going so far as to have the icon tattooed onto their skin in an overwhelming display of blind conformity.

Such is their unswerving quasi-religious devotion they are classed as acceptable targets and should be mocked whenever possible.

Even the usually infallible Stephen Fry is a notorious Apple bore and figurehead of the irritating iSheeple masses.

iSheeple by LastWeekZeke December 27, 2010

Isheep

I person who couldn't be bothered to do research before buying a phone.

Person 1: "hey guys I got the new iPhone "
Person 2: "what an isheep"

Isheep by NotSaltyPerson June 10, 2015