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Phonography 

phone sex with a hands free device so one can use the hands for a better use than to hold the phone
you ready to do some phonography? yeah, i just need to find my bluetooth
Phonography by GuillaumeR April 3, 2009

iphonetography

To take picures with the crappy iPhone camera.
Hey man, that guy's a newb. He's into iphonetography.
iphonetography by Autismosis Jones November 24, 2014

iPhoneography 

1. A purely digital photographic process using Apple's iPhone camera as the primary tool, either as a hobby or simply out of fancy, in capturing and creating photographic images, which may or may not be edited from within the iPhone using built-in third-party applications or on the computer with full-fledged digital imaging software to approximate or appropriate the visual style of lomography or the Polariod, and then shared online via web upload or through email, or even as a printout.

2. The act or practice of snapping quick digital pictures and performing post-processing and sharing from within the mobile phone itself, not only with an iPhone camera, but also with all the other camera hardware and software of all other mobile phones of different makes, brands and models.
1. The art and technology of iPhone photography is iPhoneography.

2. The one who conducts iPhoneography is an iPhoneographer.

3. IPhoneography can be considered the new digital equivalent of lomography and Poloroid photography.
iPhoneography by dominiquejames February 23, 2010

iPhoneographer 

One who captures photos with an iPhone. Then edits, manipulates & presents them in a unique manner. This type of photography is also known as iPhoneography.
Sweet Cheeks Willie is an amazingly talented iPhoneographer.
iPhoneographer by hard2find4 October 13, 2009

Phonography 

Describing "biology" on the phone while masturbating. Usually includes moaning and explanations of sexual scenarios.

Made famous by Britney Spears in her song "Phonography"
I make no apologies
I'm into phonography
And I like my bluetooth, buttons comin' loose
I need my hands free

Let's talk about biology
Make believe you're next to me
Phonography, phonography
Talk that sexy talk to me

Keep it confidential, you and me
Dirty talkin, call it phonography
Phonography by BayBayBaby December 18, 2008

iPhoneographer 

Some dbag who pretends to be taking a photo or video with his Iphone when he really just wants to show everybody he owns an Iphone.
Ian saw a hot girl coming so he whipped out his Iphone and extended his arms as high and far as he could like a true iPhoneographer to pretend he was taking a picture, hoping the girl would see the logo and fall madly in love with him.
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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