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Phonography 

phone sex with a hands free device so one can use the hands for a better use than to hold the phone
you ready to do some phonography? yeah, i just need to find my bluetooth
Phonography by GuillaumeR April 3, 2009

iphonetography

To take picures with the crappy iPhone camera.
Hey man, that guy's a newb. He's into iphonetography.
iphonetography by Autismosis Jones November 24, 2014

iPhoneography 

1. A purely digital photographic process using Apple's iPhone camera as the primary tool, either as a hobby or simply out of fancy, in capturing and creating photographic images, which may or may not be edited from within the iPhone using built-in third-party applications or on the computer with full-fledged digital imaging software to approximate or appropriate the visual style of lomography or the Polariod, and then shared online via web upload or through email, or even as a printout.

2. The act or practice of snapping quick digital pictures and performing post-processing and sharing from within the mobile phone itself, not only with an iPhone camera, but also with all the other camera hardware and software of all other mobile phones of different makes, brands and models.
1. The art and technology of iPhone photography is iPhoneography.

2. The one who conducts iPhoneography is an iPhoneographer.

3. IPhoneography can be considered the new digital equivalent of lomography and Poloroid photography.
iPhoneography by dominiquejames February 23, 2010

iPhoneographer 

One who captures photos with an iPhone. Then edits, manipulates & presents them in a unique manner. This type of photography is also known as iPhoneography.
Sweet Cheeks Willie is an amazingly talented iPhoneographer.
iPhoneographer by hard2find4 October 13, 2009

Phonography 

Describing "biology" on the phone while masturbating. Usually includes moaning and explanations of sexual scenarios.

Made famous by Britney Spears in her song "Phonography"
I make no apologies
I'm into phonography
And I like my bluetooth, buttons comin' loose
I need my hands free

Let's talk about biology
Make believe you're next to me
Phonography, phonography
Talk that sexy talk to me

Keep it confidential, you and me
Dirty talkin, call it phonography

Phonography by BayBayBaby December 18, 2008

iPhoneographer 

Some dbag who pretends to be taking a photo or video with his Iphone when he really just wants to show everybody he owns an Iphone.
Ian saw a hot girl coming so he whipped out his Iphone and extended his arms as high and far as he could like a true iPhoneographer to pretend he was taking a picture, hoping the girl would see the logo and fall madly in love with him.
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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