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iPhoneographer 

Some dbag who pretends to be taking a photo or video with his Iphone when he really just wants to show everybody he owns an Iphone.
Ian saw a hot girl coming so he whipped out his Iphone and extended his arms as high and far as he could like a true iPhoneographer to pretend he was taking a picture, hoping the girl would see the logo and fall madly in love with him.

iphoneographer 

One who takes exceptional photos using the iPhone.
Jenny is such a good iphoneographer. Her pictures could be on the cover of Time magazine.
iphoneographer by gir1iegir1 September 27, 2008

iPhoneography 

1. A purely digital photographic process using Apple's iPhone camera as the primary tool, either as a hobby or simply out of fancy, in capturing and creating photographic images, which may or may not be edited from within the iPhone using built-in third-party applications or on the computer with full-fledged digital imaging software to approximate or appropriate the visual style of lomography or the Polariod, and then shared online via web upload or through email, or even as a printout.

2. The act or practice of snapping quick digital pictures and performing post-processing and sharing from within the mobile phone itself, not only with an iPhone camera, but also with all the other camera hardware and software of all other mobile phones of different makes, brands and models.
1. The art and technology of iPhone photography is iPhoneography.

2. The one who conducts iPhoneography is an iPhoneographer.

3. IPhoneography can be considered the new digital equivalent of lomography and Poloroid photography.
iPhoneography by dominiquejames February 23, 2010

phoneographer 

Someone elected to film a fight VIA their camera phone, they have the right of way in the mob of spectators as they are the immortalizing the rumble.
Tyrone: Yo get the fuck out tha way ritchie, you blockin tha phoneographer

Ritchie: Shieeeeeeet sorry dawg, shits gonna be on youtube tonight fosho

Tyrone: Hell yeeeh

phoneographer by Maddymw4 January 24, 2009

iphonographer 

A person who only took candid pictures and has suddenly decided to photograph everyone, everything and the most arbitrary objects with their iPhones.
Cathy is such an iPhonographer! She keeps showing me stupid fucking pictures of some rock next to the road...
iphonographer by Christian Faber September 25, 2013
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