investigaying

the process in which someone tries to figure out his or her sexual identity, generally involving experimenting with others of the same sex.

"Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian, right? Didn't she date Samantha Ronson?"
"No, I think she was just investigaying. I'm pretty sure she's straight...for now."

investigaying by thugprincezz May 8, 2013

Investigationgate

A disinformation tactic where political party A abuses of their newfound power to publicly accuse and investigate opposition party B for the crimes committed by political party A that subsequently got political party A into power in the first place.

Following their questionable 2022 midterm election victory, the GOP-controlled House commenced investigationgate against Democrats for accusations of election fraud, Hunter Biden’s Laptop, the war in Ukraine among a plethora of other previously planted mass-media conspiracies.

Investigationgate by Bobtom March 28, 2023

scooby-doo investigating

Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds

With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.

scooby-doo investigating by Shimabuku August 21, 2009

investidating 

the selection of mate for assumed future monetary gain

lana: I don't understand why you are going out with that guy.. he lives on ramen and wears the same pair of jeans everyday

cassie: he's a med student! At some point he's probably going to be incredibly wealthy..

lana: oh I get it... you're investidating

cassie: well I'm certainly not after him for his penis size

investidating by serrabelle May 11, 2011

investigating his/her crime scene 

A slang term for masturbation.

Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.

investigating his/her crime scene by ScottyBAus March 11, 2008

investigayting the situgaytion

Investigating a gay situation

I have a feeling he is gay, but I don't have proof, so I'm investigayting the situgaytion.

investigayting the situgaytion by thegrassh0le November 29, 2021

Investigating

And I'll expound upon that by saying...

Hym "It doesn't matter if you're a politician, the president, the richest man in he world... Anyone who has even HEARD of you needs to be slaughtered. Burned. Maimed. Erased. And then your memory needs to be desecrated. There is no investigating happening here."

Investigating by Hym Iam December 22, 2024