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investigating his/her crime scene 

A slang term for masturbation.

Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.

Investigating wrong deliberately

Well, no.
Hym "I mean, yeah that too. There is a cover up element but it's also buttressed by them investigating wrong deliberately. Let they are investigating... Not the thing I'M talking about but, rather, investigating ME for crimes that I am not actually or actively doing and/or am not doing anymore or haven't done. So they are trying to catch a child murderer who hasn't or isn't murdering kids and even if I were they would not be able to react in time to do any more that clean up the corpse. Right? So, they SEE the thing that is happening... But what they want to see is 'me murder a child' so they can keep doing the weaponized schizophrenia and deluding themselves into believing that they are doing something other than exacerbating a problem the solution to which they are too stupid in which to participate.... Sooo... A little column A, a little column B. Like, they want me to murder the kids so they can say 'See? I was right all along!' And that is why that AREN'T doing MY thing because then I get to be the one who says 'SEE!? I was right all along!' And I am already doing that because I am that and they are not that. It's AM envy. I AM. They are not."

scooby-doo investigating

Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds
With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.

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special investigation branch 

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.
In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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