lana: I don't understand why you are going out with that guy.. he lives on ramen and wears the same pair of jeans everyday
cassie: he's a med student! At some point he's probably going to be incredibly wealthy..
lana: oh I get it... you're investidating
cassie: well I'm certainly not after him for his penis size
cassie: he's a med student! At some point he's probably going to be incredibly wealthy..
lana: oh I get it... you're investidating
cassie: well I'm certainly not after him for his penis size
by serrabelle May 11, 2011
Get the investidating mug.A disinformation tactic where political party A abuses of their newfound power to publicly accuse and investigate opposition party B for the crimes committed by political party A that subsequently got political party A into power in the first place.
Following their questionable 2022 midterm election victory, the GOP-controlled House commenced investigationgate against Democrats for accusations of election fraud, Hunter Biden’s Laptop, the war in Ukraine among a plethora of other previously planted mass-media conspiracies.
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Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds
With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.
by Shimabuku August 21, 2009
Get the scooby-doo investigating mug.the process in which someone tries to figure out his or her sexual identity, generally involving experimenting with others of the same sex.
"Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian, right? Didn't she date Samantha Ronson?"
"No, I think she was just investigaying. I'm pretty sure she's straight...for now."
"No, I think she was just investigaying. I'm pretty sure she's straight...for now."
by thugprincezz May 8, 2013
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Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.
by ScottyBAus March 11, 2008
Get the investigating his/her crime scene mug.Hym "It doesn't matter if you're a politician, the president, the richest man in he world... Anyone who has even HEARD of you needs to be slaughtered. Burned. Maimed. Erased. And then your memory needs to be desecrated. There is no investigating happening here."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2024
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Hym "I mean, yeah that too. There is a cover up element but it's also buttressed by them investigating wrong deliberately. Let they are investigating... Not the thing I'M talking about but, rather, investigating ME for crimes that I am not actually or actively doing and/or am not doing anymore or haven't done. So they are trying to catch a child murderer who hasn't or isn't murdering kids and even if I were they would not be able to react in time to do any more that clean up the corpse. Right? So, they SEE the thing that is happening... But what they want to see is 'me murder a child' so they can keep doing the weaponized schizophrenia and deluding themselves into believing that they are doing something other than exacerbating a problem the solution to which they are too stupid in which to participate.... Sooo... A little column A, a little column B. Like, they want me to murder the kids so they can say 'See? I was right all along!' And that is why that AREN'T doing MY thing because then I get to be the one who says 'SEE!? I was right all along!' And I am already doing that because I am that and they are not that. It's AM envy. I AM. They are not."
by Hym Iam December 18, 2025
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