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Invaginations 

Having flash backs of a recently viewed va-jay-jay (vagina), then having these flash backs pop up in your mind randomly through out the day.
While I spoke to Jane, I was having invaginations of Kelly and It made me lose my train of thought.
Invaginations by Childishumor January 24, 2011

invagination 

1. (noun, botanical) A growth process whereby a plant sheath or stem segment grows back on itself, essentially turning itself inside out.

2. (noun, CIA/FBI/NSA) An interrogation process whereby a suspect is bent back on himself or herself, essentially turning them inside out.

3. (noun) An intercourse process whereby a body part or prop (e.g., vibrator, cell phone, TV remote, etc) is placed into the vagina.

4. (cartographical) On Olde Worlde Mappes by Iohn Speede, c. 1626, this term meant "having taken one's leave to abscond to Amazonia". Literally "within a country of vaginas".
1. David Attenborough: "But once the fly trap is fed a piece of meat, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. By the third invagination, the Venus fly trap has already offered up two new leaves."

2. John Ashcroft: "But once the Eye-rackie is tied to the rack, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. By the third invagination, the Taliban suspect has already offered up three new accomplices. Even better, by the fourth invagination, he was no longer able to speak or make any noise at all. A good day's work for the NSA."

3. HMB: "Dude, your aunt is really starting to freak me out. Last time we made out, she suggested invagination, and I agreed. But she made me wrap a brick in cellophane and stick it up her pussy. You don't pay me enough for this sort of crap. I'm going back to Taco Bell."

4. When the American troops arrived in Hanoi to reinforce the ARVN troops there, they quickly learned the skills to stay alive, including camouflage, mine detection, and most importantly, avoiding the major fighting from the vantage point of an observatory invagination - often in groups.
invagination by HMB February 8, 2004

imaginated 

Past tense of imagine. But an imagination that becomes real.
One night I imaginated an amazing beast in the middle of my room, butt it broke out the window and flew away.

(I was blamed for the broken window, no one believed me.)
imaginated by xXGODLESSNESSXx May 18, 2008

invaginate 

Verb.
1. To enclose or become enclosed.

2. To turn or become inward.

3. To infold or become infolded so as to form a hollow space within a previously solid structure.
The larnyx ventricle conists of a large fold invaginating from the lumen.
invaginate by Belisarius March 2, 2004

unvaginated 

To completely lose your cool. To become quite upset.
When the gentleman saw how much his ticket was he became quite unvaginated
unvaginated by piratetalker November 19, 2010

Invaginate 

Verb
1. the action of engulfing into the vaginal cavity
2. imagining/fantasizing about vagina related topics
1. Destruction Mike: "Hey did you penetrate her last night?"

Fuckin' Phoenix: "Nah bro, she totally invaginated me"
2. FP: "are you even listening to me!?"

DM: "soz dude I wasnt payin attention, I was just invaginating about stuff with my invagination"
Invaginate by Destruction Mike December 10, 2014
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Me: Poggers!
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