interwent 

A way to explain how you've wasted 87 minutes of your life online with nothing gained from it.

Dan: "i thought you'd be here at 8?!?"

Diane"i interwent. I'm here now. Get over it."

interwent by von groovy June 9, 2019

to intercept a diarrhea 

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly

A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

to intercept a diarrhea by Sir Asbestos December 21, 2019

zone of interest 

The genitals or genital region of a human female. Usually refers only to that of an attractive woman; homely women are typically said to possess a zone of disinterest.

Her zone of interest was engorged and swollen, oozing out the slimy evidence of her arousal.

zone of interest by J. Grigor Wladislaw June 4, 2009

Military intervention 

an act of an absolute destruction of a land owned by a residing state

Becky: Hey, Ryan, should we tolerate military interventions of the USA?
Ryan: But Becky, there were no military interventions committed by the USA.

Military intervention by USA knowledgeman February 9, 2023

Best interest 

You have good intentions for something or someone

You like me but your dating someone else I’ll keep it in your best interest 😉

Best interest by Okonamahailey March 27, 2020

5 Finger Intervention

An intervention in the schrute family. It consists of ( in this order) :
Awareness
Education
Control
Acceptance
Punching

Person 1 is an alcoholic. They become aware of what they are. Education about it. Controlling it. Accepting it and then Punching. 5 Finger Intervention

5 Finger Intervention by MiniStig1 July 9, 2010

divine intervention 

when the hand of god comes down from heaven to stop motherfuckin bullets

divine intervention by jules October 12, 2003