interrupdate 

(n. or v. in-tuh-ruhp-deyt)
term used to describe an interruption of regular TV/Radio programming with an update on current events or happenings. (election results, storm watches, terrorist threats, etc...)

I was watching the game when an interrupdate came on about a severe storm watch...

They interrupdated the movie with some election results, so I missed the end...

interrupdate by C.M.Worm May 14, 2008

girl interrupted syndrome

(this is all for jokes) :))
when a person believes that they’re extremely different & special, and just simply so misunderstood.

they probably listen to fiona apple, lana del rey, or someone else who perfectly captures their sadness.
they possibly enjoy things like vinyls, films (and calling movies films) like girl, interrupted (hence the name), lolita, gone girl, and others.

they may partake in self destructive behavior like smoking cigarettes, drinking, etc.
so really at the core of a person with girl interrupted syndrome, it’s probably just mental illness.
xoxo- a recovering girl interrupted syndromer

gina: hey what’s with alice lately? she’s been acting different and been isolated.
lea: oh, she’s probably just suffering from a case of girl interrupted syndrome.

girl interrupted syndrome by meowmeowbeans.org August 15, 2021

girl interrupted syndrome

A person (typically female) who is a self-acclaimed intellectual and philosophy freak. Nevertheless, she is an effortless cool girl, quiet, mysterious, and alluring. She may seem like the perfect girl at first glance, shockingly beautiful and incredibly different, however, she will leave you broken-hearted In the end. Those who suffer from this syndrome usually partake in distinct activities such as, cigarette smoking, listening to grunge music, reading 18th-century pretentious novels, and drinking plenty of vodka.

At the core of the syndrome is mental illness. Girls who have this syndrome are beautiful and alluring but cold and arrogant.

Max: She's just so alluring and different. I asked her what she was listening to on her headphones while she smoked her cig and she said The Smiths.
Joey: Uh oh erm... she sounds like she has girl interrupted syndrome.

girl interrupted syndrome by nymphpop September 30, 2021

pathological interrupter 

When you are expressing an important concept or imparting an important situation, the pathological interrupter will change topics in mid-sentence as you are speaking. They continue to do it after you call them on it because they are insecure in themselves and don't realize they are doing it.

I was telling them a story about how the neighbors were robbed at gunpoint and the pathological interrupter started speaking about his greatness at his job and how important he is there.

pathological interrupter by romdo308 October 7, 2013

girl, interrupted

(adj) (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. When a woman pauses mid-orgasm (usually with her mouth open) and stops gyrating.
2. A woman becomes so angry that she stops talking and takes on a look of mental instability.

Shit got crazy, I mean; girl, interrupted.

girl, interrupted by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

Interrodated 

When someone interrogates the EVER-LIVING SHIT out of you on a first date. A good sign you have a crazywhorebitch situation.

<sits down> "Wow, this is a really nice restaurant! So, did you fuck that waitress who said hi to you? How many girls HAVE you fucked? Did you wear a jimmy hat each time? Were any of them prettier than I am? Are you one of "those guys" who likes blowjobs all the time, because I don't feel comf-"
"WHOA!!! Fuck yo couch you crazy bitch, I didn't ask you out to get interrodated!"

Interrodated by IrishSamurai September 6, 2013

Violence interrupters

People trained to discourage locals from taking a stand against weak invaders that never tell anyone in the city they invaded what they did to their city but still think they own the place, and to instead fall in line with their bullshit agenda/plan via violence to combat violence until the police show up to detain these locals.

Violence interrupters know they're there to provoke things further rather than to reduce anything, which is why they're not the funny kind of joke.

Violence interrupters by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021