<sits down> "Wow, this is a really nice restaurant! So, did you fuck that waitress who said hi to you? How many girls HAVE you fucked? Did you wear a jimmy hat
each time? Were any of them prettier than I am? Are you one of "those guys" who likes blowjobs all the time, because I don't feel comf-"
"WHOA!!! Fuck yo couch
you crazy bitch, I didn't ask you out to get interrodated!"