instadvice

Advice on an instagram post, usually concerning which filter to use, what to caption it, whether or not to use squaready, etc.

"hey gurrl i need some instadvice, nashville or amaro."

"live on the fucking edgee, go for x-pro II. "

by coolblackguy1 January 13, 2014

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Instadick

the male Instagram users anatomy that gets stroked when a woman likes or comments on a users post.

Yo dawg she's been all over my instadick lately likin everything!

by Authoratorous April 24, 2015

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An ailment characterized by the need to obsessively post details of one's life on Instagram that intends to deceive followers into thinking one's life is more meaningful than in reality. Also, it involves checking one's feed every 2 minutes, and evaluate one's self-worth their followers to following ratio. There is no known effective treatment other than perhaps attending Passages in Malibu.

Bruh, good luck with Lori, she's got a case of instaddiction worse than a Kardashian.

by drozisasellout April 3, 2016

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Instadicted

To be instantly accused, charged, found guilty (and sentenced on-site) of something when you were in the process of actually helping somebody (or at least, in the thought process of actually helping somebody) and had absolutely no fucking clue that the good you were actually trying to do would actually come back and strike you down like the actual hand of fucking God Almighty!

Dude 1: Oh shit dawg......I just got my ass instadicted!

Dude 2: What the fuck you be stressin over?

Dude 1: Foo, don't u know we ain't supposed to be doing shit around dis hood cept maybe hangin at dis 7-11......I stopped off and hepped out my homeboy who was givin dis foo some act right who was beatin up his ole lady and BAM! there it it: INSTADICTED!!! at the scene. Shiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!

Dude 2: Uhhhhh, daim foo...........I guess I'll come visit yo ass in Federal prison den.

by the terrorists have won November 22, 2010

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