girl : Alex you are like a brother to me
Alex: π
Fucking rad kid named
Jacob: you are gay for hanging out with chicks that have no interest in dating you
Alex the
fag : youβre just mad you canβt pull π
God: fucking dumbass Alex pull means to βget the girl get them to suck your balls not get them to make bake cookies with you π.
Alex *commits not living*
Jacob: lol xd
Alex: what is the meaning of this π© I thought I was pulling them π°
God: stoopid
The whole fucking universe after Alex ingalls dies: *world hunger ends* *crime around the earth stops* *all war ends* *all scooter
kids get shot**everyone starts skating** eternal
life*