infuct

To infect someone with a sexually transmitted disease (STD). A combination of the words infect and fuck.

Sheila decided to retire from her job as a prostitute after someone infucted her with herpes.

by mirror-noir July 27, 2009

emergency induction port

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

by cbonsa January 25, 2014

yeet infection

When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.

James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*

by Bellendoos June 8, 2018

tune infection

when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.

" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"

by sandspit April 11, 2010

The Infected

Someone infected with COVID-19

Sarah had a fever, I think she's one of The Infected

I coughed in public today and people looked at me like I was one of The Infected

by [InsertName] December 2, 2020

Infected Drake

A information security geek who got infected with codes, bugs and exploits. A contributor to open-source, he messes around with web-applications, IoTs and stuff.

Damn, Infected Drake is cool asf.

by Pwn3d l337 February 11, 2019

infectious smile

- A smile so amazing that once seen, causes those looking to instantly smile as well

- See "Aubrey Drake Graham"

He has an infectious smile!

by bdflakjeoiajgnoaekjpwo June 18, 2011