infuct
To infect someone with a sexually transmitted disease (STD). A combination of the words infect and fuck.
infuct by mirror-noir July 27, 2009
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yeet infection
When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.
James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*
yeet infection by Bellendoos June 8, 2018
tune infection
tune infection by sandspit April 11, 2010
The Infected
Sarah had a fever, I think she's one of The Infected
I coughed in public today and people looked at me like I was one of The Infected
I coughed in public today and people looked at me like I was one of The Infected
The Infected by [InsertName] December 2, 2020
Infected Drake
A information security geek who got infected with codes, bugs and exploits. A contributor to open-source, he messes around with web-applications, IoTs and stuff.
Infected Drake by Pwn3d l337 February 11, 2019
infectious smile
- A smile so amazing that once seen, causes those looking to instantly smile as well
- See "Aubrey Drake Graham"
- See "Aubrey Drake Graham"
He has an infectious smile!
infectious smile by bdflakjeoiajgnoaekjpwo June 18, 2011
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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