mirror-noir's definitions

fasturbate

To conciously make a descision to not masturbate for a set period of time for religious reasons.

1) Bob fasturbated the week before his trip to Costa Rica for fear that God would down his plane if he didn't.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.

by mirror-noir September 28, 2009

infuct

To infect someone with a sexually transmitted disease (STD). A combination of the words infect and fuck.

Sheila decided to retire from her job as a prostitute after someone infucted her with herpes.

by mirror-noir July 27, 2009