indouche

involuntarily celibate male douchebag in a group who can’t get laid, typically comes out as night progresses, becomes douchey, toxic, and crass to avoid feeling like a failure. Makes dumb comments to people living their lives because their existence reminds him that he’s not that important

That indouche is having a rough night, such a chip on his shoulder - keeps having to remind people he doesn’t know that he exists by creating noise pollution

indouche by Abbyess July 1, 2022

iDouche 

an elitist retarded person who gladly and enthusiastically pays a ridiculous amount of money for sub par computer and entertainment equipment despite having numerous better and less expensive options because they believe every completely false and semi-false claim made by Apple/Macintosh Inc. or they want to be able to sit at the genius bar and feel superior as they try to use their computer even though they don't know what the fuck they're doing so they ask one of the staff persons at the store who, of course, don't have an answer except that maybe they should try buying some upgrade or apple care or other useless add-on which the douche willingly does without thought or question...they just stare at that glowing half-eaten apple

see also macindouche

iDouche: Hey check out my new mac.
Smart person: ...cool?
iDouche: Yeah it's got a 1.8GHz processor, 2 gigs of RAM, bluetooth, wi-fi, it's ultra cool
Smart person: How much was it?
iDouche: (some ridiculous amount of money)
Smart person: I just got a pc for half that price with twice as much power.
iDouche: Yeah but this thing is awesome, it can do video editing, I can watch movies, listen to music, it's ultra top of the line.
Smart person: Yeah my pc does all that too.
iDouche: Yeah but I can like plug anything into it and it will work, like an mp3 player, a digital camera, external hard drive, external superdrive...
Smart person: Yeah me too. What the fuck's a superdrive?
iDouche: It can burn cds AND dvds.
Smart person: Oh you mean a combo drive, yeah my pc has one on it. You had to buy an external?
iDouche: Yeah I bought an external but it's more than a combo drive, it's a superdrive.
Smart person: What does it do other than burn cds and dvds?
iDouche: It plays them too.
Smart person: All burners play the media they can burn.
iDouche: ...huh?
Smart person: Nevermind. So does it do anything else? Any reason you spent so much on it?
iDouche: Yeah, it can't get viruses.
Smart person: Yeah it can.
iDouche: No, macs can't get viruses.
Smart person: Then why did it come with virus scanning software?
iDouche: ...in case one day it can get viruses.
Smart person: A computer can eventually lose its features?
iDouche: I dunno, maybe. It doesn't matter though cause it can't get viruses.
Smart person: I've got a virus on this disk right here, let's put it in your mac.
iDouche: No!
Smart person: But it can't get viruses you said.
iDouche: Yeah but I'd rather not.
Smart person: I see. Why'd you buy that anyway? I thought you just got an ibook like 3 months ago.
iDouche: I did but it stopped working. Kept crashing and locking up. Something about my hard drive being corrupted, whatever that means.
Smart person: Sounds like a virus.
iDouche: No that wasn't it. Macs can't get viruses.
Smart person: ...ok
iDouche: Anyway, I took it to the mac store to get it fixed and they had it for like a month and couldn't figure it out. So they sent it to Mac corporate and they had it for like 2 months and they couldn't figure it out. So yeah, I got this thing instead.
Smart person: Well...that's...great man.
iDouche: Hey can I borrow your phone. I need to make a call and I've been unable to get any service ever since I switched to cingular so I could get an iPhone.
Smart person: I guess.
iDouche: Thanks bro. I'll be at the genius bar. Hey you're really cool man, you should think about getting a mac.
Smart person: No thx. I like right-clicking...and vagina.
iDouche: Huh?
Smart person: Nevermind.

iDouche by little_fats February 1, 2008

idouche 

A person who is ignoring the people around them while using an electronic device. This person is much worse then your average edouche because they are using an Apple product.

Put down your iphone and stop being such an idouche!

idouche by BZ-BZ-BZ July 15, 2011

indouchetrinate 

To instill or impose one's douchey values onto someone else.

"I'm so sick of Mike telling me to grow a douchebag tag, I just wish he would stop trying to indouchetrinate me with his douchey values."

Trent kept telling Jenna how good Nickelback is, but Jenna refused to be indouchetrinated by Trent's musical tastes.

indouchetrinate by Homeless sapien March 9, 2010

idouche 

A person who fanatically buys every single Apple device that comes out often on the first day, irrespective of actually using it, and constantly shows it off and brags about it with other fellow idouches, friends, colleagues and often total strangers

Dude, Kevin is such a fucking idouche. He wasted my half an hour showing off his fucking iPad -- like I give a shit. He can't stop talking about it.

I am surrounded by idouches at work. I am afraid I am going to turn into one

idouche by Citizen101 June 9, 2010

indouchedibly 

it's the form of agreement to how douche like an act really is.

it flows very well in a sentence when speaking about a super douche-y move.
functions close to the same as indubitably.

"wow, that person totally cut me off when i was speaking. what a douche!"

"indouchedibly!"

indouchedibly by katethegreat222 May 6, 2010

idouche 

A person that owns an i-anything that acts like they have a soundtrack to there life they tend to tune everything out or brag what new app they just got.

Ted: " I wish that guy would stop playing iron man on his iphone speaker "

Mike: " Yeah who is this guy anyways "?

Ted: " I dont know but he sure is a idouche "

idouche by Rockallotofpus September 19, 2010