3 definitions by Abbyess

indouche

involuntarily celibate male douchebag in a group who can’t get laid, typically comes out as night progresses, becomes douchey, toxic, and crass to avoid feeling like a failure. Makes dumb comments to people living their lives because their existence reminds him that he’s not that important

That indouche is having a rough night, such a chip on his shoulder - keeps having to remind people he doesn’t know that he exists by creating noise pollution

by Abbyess July 2, 2022

Forefeed

An action with enough energy to elicit a reaction. The energy required depends on the reactor type: a rock , for example, may need more energy to show a change from its baseline state, that is, energy required to pick the rock up or to break it. On the other hand, a person may be affected just by a glance.

Abdul doesn't need a lot of forefeed from you, he's pretty attuned to what you need.

by Abbyess September 7, 2022

promcrastinate

The act of making promises to get something done, but in reality it’s an attempt to procrastinate on actually getting it done.

My boss promcrastinated me a promotion soon, like they always do.

by Abbyess July 2, 2022