Skip to main content

Indignitas 

The Dutch end-of-life care company set up to rival the more mundane deaths offered by Switzerland's Dignitas.

Sometimes everything just gets too much. Everything's fucked, you fucked it and you're definitely going to get the blame. You've considered calling Dignitas, but really you know that you don't deserve to die peacefully surrounded by those you love. So you call Indignitas for the publicly humiliating and painful death you deserve, safe in the knowledge that it's still better than what your boss and/or wife would do if they found out.
Oliver: My life is over!
Me: Would you like me to call Dignitas?
Oliver: Fuck off!
Me: I could call Indignitas? They'll turn up and shove you out of a window dressed as a clown.
Indignitas by miketheflute July 31, 2015

Indigniary

1. Someone/something that is mean, unjust, or unworthy and incites anger upon others.

2. A disgrace
You are an indigniary to society!
Indigniary by Ghettoboy July 16, 2008

indignity 

An injury to a person's dignity; slighting or contemptuous treatment; humiliating affront, insult, or injury.
When Michael got his penis ripped off by Joe, he took it as a great indignity.
indignity by TaylorB September 18, 2008

indignantary 

When a celebrity or high-ranking official performs offensive or illegal acts.
Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the French indignantary accused of attacking a hotel maid in Manhattan, now has a chance to brush up on his foreign etiquette during his vacation stay at Riker's Island.
indignantary by i_am_back June 12, 2011

Indignitable 

An adjective used to describe an action or person that lacks dignity.
"Mom, I shat the bed again."
"You indignitable little prick, this is why your father left."
Indignitable by Polybius September 5, 2019

Indignity 

Getting turned into a cum-colored latex cat girl
“Bruh I got the white latex cat girl again.”
“Shit, that’s a lot of indignity.”