indignitary
One who holds exalted rank but lacks the dignity to act with the honor and accountability required of him.
indignitary by SeekProof June 2, 2017
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Indignitas
The Dutch end-of-life care company set up to rival the more mundane deaths offered by Switzerland's Dignitas.
Sometimes everything just gets too much. Everything's fucked, you fucked it and you're definitely going to get the blame. You've considered calling Dignitas, but really you know that you don't deserve to die peacefully surrounded by those you love. So you call Indignitas for the publicly humiliating and painful death you deserve, safe in the knowledge that it's still better than what your boss and/or wife would do if they found out.
Sometimes everything just gets too much. Everything's fucked, you fucked it and you're definitely going to get the blame. You've considered calling Dignitas, but really you know that you don't deserve to die peacefully surrounded by those you love. So you call Indignitas for the publicly humiliating and painful death you deserve, safe in the knowledge that it's still better than what your boss and/or wife would do if they found out.
Oliver: My life is over!
Me: Would you like me to call Dignitas?
Oliver: Fuck off!
Me: I could call Indignitas? They'll turn up and shove you out of a window dressed as a clown.
Me: Would you like me to call Dignitas?
Oliver: Fuck off!
Me: I could call Indignitas? They'll turn up and shove you out of a window dressed as a clown.
Indignitas by miketheflute July 31, 2015
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Indigniary
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indignantary
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
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2. Movie
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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TLDU
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