1 definition by miketheflute
The Dutch end-of-life care company set up to rival the more mundane deaths offered by Switzerland's Dignitas.
Sometimes everything just gets too much. Everything's fucked, you fucked it and you're definitely going to get the blame. You've considered calling Dignitas, but really you know that you don't deserve to die peacefully surrounded by those you love. So you call Indignitas for the publicly humiliating and painful death you deserve, safe in the knowledge that it's still better than what your boss and/or wife would do if they found out.
Sometimes everything just gets too much. Everything's fucked, you fucked it and you're definitely going to get the blame. You've considered calling Dignitas, but really you know that you don't deserve to die peacefully surrounded by those you love. So you call Indignitas for the publicly humiliating and painful death you deserve, safe in the knowledge that it's still better than what your boss and/or wife would do if they found out.
Oliver: My life is over!
Me: Would you like me to call Dignitas?
Oliver: Fuck off!
Me: I could call Indignitas? They'll turn up and shove you out of a window dressed as a clown.
Me: Would you like me to call Dignitas?
Oliver: Fuck off!
Me: I could call Indignitas? They'll turn up and shove you out of a window dressed as a clown.
by miketheflute July 12, 2015