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Indignitas

The Dutch end-of-life care company set up to rival the more mundane deaths offered by Switzerland's Dignitas.

Sometimes everything just gets too much. Everything's fucked, you fucked it and you're definitely going to get the blame. You've considered calling Dignitas, but really you know that you don't deserve to die peacefully surrounded by those you love. So you call Indignitas for the publicly humiliating and painful death you deserve, safe in the knowledge that it's still better than what your boss and/or wife would do if they found out.
Oliver: My life is over!
Me: Would you like me to call Dignitas?
Oliver: Fuck off!
Me: I could call Indignitas? They'll turn up and shove you out of a window dressed as a clown.
by miketheflute July 31, 2015
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indignitary

One who holds exalted rank but lacks the dignity to act with the honor and accountability required of him.
The Vatican was recently visited by a famous indignitary.
by SeekProof June 2, 2017
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Indigniary

1. Someone/something that is mean, unjust, or unworthy and incites anger upon others.

2. A disgrace
You are an indigniary to society!
by Ghettoboy July 16, 2008
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indianitis

A disease that one can be diagnosed with having if they exhibit the following behaviors:

1:persistent laziness, the lack of effort to do anything.

2:freeloading off tax-payers via welfare, medicare, etc.

3:constantly making excuses for not doing things they are supposed to be doing.

4:selling/ trading food stamps for drugs/ alcohol or cash to buy drugs/ alcohol.
Dude that guy has a bad case of indianitis, I heard he lets people use his food stamp card for pills.
by MMuir January 26, 2011
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Indianitis

When someone begins to steal and can't stop.

Someones steals and they like it so they continue to steal...just like indians.

-- Indians steal others belongings.
Holy shit man i got a bad case of indianitis!

Hey buddie you get rid of your indianitis yet?
by Indianitis July 20, 2010
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indignity

An injury to a person's dignity; slighting or contemptuous treatment; humiliating affront, insult, or injury.
When Michael got his penis ripped off by Joe, he took it as a great indignity.
by TaylorB September 18, 2008
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Frater Infinitas

The once, and soon to be again, #1 raiding guild on Blackwing Lair.
"Did you apply to frater infinitas for membership?" "It was weird. I tried to apply on my paladin and they just /ignore'd me."
by eeoo February 11, 2009
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