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incestimated 

When a company (such as Twitter) makes up their own estimates.
Twitter Incestimated in a filing on Monday that false or spam accounts represented fewer than 5% of its monetizable daily active users during the first quarter.
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Incestigate 

When a sibling detective squad hooks up with each other during or after an investigation.
After solving the Mystery of the mysterious mystery, The Hardy Boys went back to their place to Incestigate. All Night Long.
Incestigate by androoxc November 2, 2009

Infesticated 

(adj.) (southern American states) The state of being infested. Occupation of one's life by a disease, lowly group of individuals, parasites, incects, etc.
Ray is infesticated with crabs ever since he started scroggin' that Reeta.
Infesticated by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006

incestigate 

The act of passionately searching for phat loots for the game World of Warcraft.
What drops in that instance? I shall incestigate for the drops!
incestigate by MainTankRespectIt February 10, 2007

incestimate 

Any evaluation of a number by a company of its own data in its own best interest.
Twitter incestimated in a filing on Monday that false or spam accounts represented fewer than 5% of it's monetizable daily active users - Reuters.com
incestimate by rev matt May 13, 2022

Investigated myself 

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye
"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

Incestigate 

1. Subtly trying to find out if a family member is dtf without destroying your relationship if they are not.

2. Portmanteau of Incest and Instigate. Putting two or more people who are related in naughty situations to see if they'll go for eachother.
1. John: Dude that girl Annie was all over your dick, why didn't you tap that?
Bobby: She's my cousin! There's no way shes into me, besides her mom would kill us!
John: I think it's time for an incestigation. Be a more flirty, maybe take a walk together.

Annie: Ugh... I flirted with my cousin Bobby to get him to buy us beer and now he's being all weird and gross.
Rita: You went too far girl, he thought you were serious!

Annie: You're right this has all the signs of an incestigating. I gotta reject him ASAP!

2. John: Man I'm so pissed at Bobby for ruining my chances I'm going to incestigate him and Annie just to fuck with him.
Incestigate by NedryOS June 8, 2018
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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