In the Garden 

Being left alone or kept waiting all of a sudden without end or closure; being ghosted or left in the dark.

The phrase references the tragic backstory of the antagonist Spinel from Steven Universe: The Movie, who was told to stand very still and wait on her best friend in their garden, oblivious to the fact that her "friend" had no intention of returning.

"I thought things were going well but one day she just went silent and I was left in the garden."

In the Garden by DevLunar April 8, 2020

In the garden 

A person who is in a vegetative state. Patient in an lengthy coma. A human vegetable.

Son: My poor mom is in the garden because of her stroke. Shit...lying there like a turnip.

In the garden by BigD101 June 18, 2013

In the garden 

A term used when someone is playing or talking about the game Gardens of Time on Facebook.

Me: What are you doing right now

Ami: I'm in the Garden leave me alone!

In the garden by lunylovegood44 August 6, 2011

In the Garden of Eden 

Musical satire of Iron Butterfly's Ina Gadda da Vida. The sheet music to this "hymn" was passed at by Bart Simpson and Millhouse prior to church commencement. The church attendees were led to believe that "In the Garden of Eden" was an actual hymn and sing the entire full length, 17 minute version.

The organist at Bart's church nearly dies while playing the organ solo during "In the Garden of Eden".

In the Garden of Eden by Nadmenny September 11, 2006

Mother-in-the-garden 

When a women motorboats a man's ball sack/testicles.

"Wait...I heard helicopter noises coming from your bedroom last night...followed by a sigh of pleasure. Did you mother-in-the-garden Chandler?!?! OMG!"

"I like to mother-in-the-garden as foreplay to tea bagging."

Mother-in-the-garden by Sexy Students Association December 2, 2011

lost in the garden 

When you smoke marijuana in a natural setting

We were completely lost in the garden that nite...

lost in the garden by Vikdad August 31, 2006

Goats In The Garden 

When someones pants or jeans are going in the crack of their ass. A pant wedgie

Man, she has massive Goats In The Garden!!

Goats In The Garden by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011