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Impalpable 

Something you can't touch.
"Can't touch this."

or

"This object is impalpable."
Impalpable by Ketrinon November 20, 2009
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impottable

impottable describes a ball on the ball table that is impossible to pot. Impottable.
He needed to pot the red to get onto the black, but sadly that ball was impottable
impottable by AceHimself October 16, 2013

impalpable 

impalpable by LarstaiT November 7, 2003

impobable 

1. A portmanteau of improbable and impossible.

2. When something is so improbable that it might as well be impossible.
Person 1: I could jump across that river.

Person 2: No you couldn't. You would fall in and drown.

Person 1: Nah, I could make it.

Person 2: There is like a .00000001% chance that you could make that jump. That's pretty freakin' impobable dude.

Person 1: But not impossible *tries to jump across river, but promptly falls in*
impobable by brainytheinsaney June 12, 2011

Imperpable

Nearly flawless; so close to perfection that faults are barely perceptible.
His artwork was imperpable — almost too perfect to criticize.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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