Definitions by beergardens

Porkulosis 

Swine flu

Porkulosis will kill us all.

Porkulosis by beergardens December 26, 2011

fearoretical 

Everything about a subject is completely theoretical but people are afraid of it happening to them.

Often related to concepts blown out of proportion by media ignorance.

Person 1: Birdflu will kill us all.
Person 2: That is completely fearoretical.

fearoretical by beergardens December 26, 2011

immootable 

Something that is moot, and will always be moot. Its moot-ness is immutable.

There is no point arguing about that, its immootable.

immootable by beergardens October 18, 2008