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impotencia

(Spanish) Sentimiento de malestar. Debido a que sentimos que debemos o queremos hacer algo pero se nos es imposible hacerlo.
no puedo evitar sentir impotencia por no poder ir.
by Yukismily✌️ October 21, 2014
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Flick of impotence

The act of flicking one's erect penis consequently resulting in total flaccidity (loss of erection)
Tossy: "Hey guys quickly pass me a condom, the two whores in the next room are keen on a threesome with me!!"

*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*

Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."

Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"
by gigi paks December 22, 2010
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praying for impotence

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.
Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...
by YAWA July 31, 2020
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Impotence

Error 500 or 404 when attempting to access your penis.
I tried to have a baby, but impotence prevented me
by Zohan March 22, 2004
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work impotence

A feeling of powerlessness resulting from a lack of interaction and involvement in the work place.
Employee 1: "How's your proposal coming along?"
Employee 2: "No idea, I sent it to the partner 4 days ago and he is ignoring my emails and voicemails and isn't around the office. Feeling the onset of work impotence"

Manager: "Have you gathered everyone's feedback and comments from our presentation?"
Employee: "I've sent emails, and left voicemails, but no replies yet."
Manager: "Ummm, I think you've become work impotent."
by F.Castro March 14, 2009
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Impotence

When a guy can't get or can't sustain an erection.
I wanted to have sex, but he was impotent.

His impotency was embarrassing.

Impotence.
by Nadarien August 1, 2010
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Digital Impotence

This occurs when a user tries desperately to upload content to a social media site (photos, videos, status posts, etc.) but is unable to complete the process or "get it up" due to poor network connection or lack of good tech (eg. Apple).

Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.

These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.
Jim: "For fuck's sake Rich, help me! Ever since I upgraded to iOS 10, I can't upload this video of Hilary Clinton giving Trump a limp dutch rudder."

Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."
by nope.exe October 5, 2016
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