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total scrotal implosion 

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

Team Impulse

Group of people that never lose clan wars.
Team Kamikaze: Yo let's clan war Team Impulse.
Also Team Kamikaze: Nah we're gonna lose for sure it's fucking Team Impulse they dont lose clan wars.
Team Impulse by Frxstyyy July 22, 2020

implosation 

When you eat something that explodes your insides.
"yo this nigga's implosation is wack!"
implosation by iNut2Mei March 25, 2018

impulse buy 

When you have a sudden, random, inexplainable urge to buy something: for no particular reason. And you end up regretting wasting money on said thin, when you never use it.
Derek: I was in a mosque in Turkey and I just totally had to buy a Koran.
Bob: Dude, you don't even read your Bible.
Derek: I know I wasted 5 million turkish lire!! aaaahh - total impulse buy
impulse buy by amachronic January 5, 2009

impulse buy-curious 

1. Noun- One who is on the verge of making an impulse buy.
"Yo, Nancy was at the Bose store gettin' all impulse buy-curious and shit. She almost bought a damn massage chair!"
impulse buy-curious by l33tatrl January 3, 2009
a sudden desire; urge: an instinctive motive.
impulse shopper
Impulse by iamxray August 7, 2009