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implement 

implements are the three essential tools needed to smoke weed -- fire, some sort of pipe or papers, and the herb itself.
You ready? Let's go to the show. Don't forget the implements.
implement by brentmcd October 18, 2007

Gardening Implement 

1. Another way of calling someone a whore;
Calling someone a whore in a "nicer way."

Gardening Implement = Hoe = Hoe = Whore

2. A HOEBAG
Girl: She is a Gardening Implement!
Guy: I know she's a whore!
Gardening Implement by Cool.As.Junk(; December 24, 2010

farming implement 

the white version to say hoe
That fucking farming implement didn't put out!

A garden implement 

A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'
"Izzy your such a garden implement"

Instead of

"Izzy your such a hoe"
A garden implement by Tcm April 26, 2015

Wobble-Banisher-Implement 

Also known as shims or a wobble-wedge a piece of wood or rubber used to stabilize a table or furniture. The term Wobble-banisher-implement was first used by a redditor on r/EnglishLearning and many people have liked it.
I will get a wobble-banisher, my desk is wobbly
A: "What do you call this wobble-banisher-implement you insert under uneven legs of a table?"
B: "A shim or a wedge"

Implementation 

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NOUN:
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1) Tool: a useful piece of equipment, usually a specially shaped object designed to do a particular task.

2) Law requirement: something needed in order to achieve something else.

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TRANSITIVE VERB:
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1. Carry out or fulfill something: to put something into effect or action.

2. To provide or equip somebody with the tools or other means to do something.
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NOUN:
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1) Writing implements.
2) They still need to get that through implementation.

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TRANSITIVE VERB:
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1) The plan has yet to be fully implemented.
2) The thieves were given all necessary implementations.
Implementation by Jafje July 11, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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