officer 

Short for commissioned-officer.

Military noncomissioned member: "Here comes an officer!"

officer by Robert Weston February 7, 2008

Officer 

Another word for cocksucker.

"Yes, Eve 2.0 is an officer for sure."

Officer by ChrisWoltz April 24, 2018

officer 

Short for Police Officer

That Muthafuckin police Officer pulled me over and took my sticky icky.

officer by Knowledge November 9, 2003

officer 

one who exemplifies the purity of the word toolbag

that officer is a toolbag

officer by not a tool April 7, 2009

Officer 

Those annoying ass guys that pull you over for speeding

No officer, I did not rape those 30 innocent children and then proceeded to hide them in my basement

Officer by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021

Officer Earl 

The chief of police from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, who is also god of all living creatures.

All hail Officer Earl

Officer Earl by TheSpicyPickle May 28, 2019

Officer Square Head 

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Amber is such an Officer Square Head

Officer Square Head by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022