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A person who has become a victim of severe pwnage due to their being hideously ugly or pussies.
"Kyle is such an imph!"
imph by Viktor Kuhn May 4, 2005
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IMPHO, this program is useless
IMPHO by Adminator August 16, 2012
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ImPheetus 

ImPheetus - Noun Imm Feet-us

Name often given to the person with the largest dong when running gang.
"He walked into the lounge and was acting like a giant swinging dick. Ladies and gentleman, ImPheetus has entered the room."
ImPheetus by Buttsbot Online March 1, 2022

G.S.I gross sexual imphositon 

G.S.I is a sex a sexual case where when the imphosition comes up and no intercourse was involved;even if the person had intercourse with the victim before the imphosition.
The reason why it may not be a conviction of g.s.i is because missing evidence of left over ceman on the vagina,left over pubic hairs,g.s.i is also a form of being sexualy molested.if its the case that the imphositon came up during intercurse g.s.i would now be a rape case..
also see books on law codes and situtes,books based on telling the education of laws.
G.S.I gross sexual imphositon

Imphilophobia 

The fear of NOT falling in love.

Suffix: Im = not, impossible

(not possible)

philo-phobia

(Greek: Philio/ philia = love)

(phobia, fear) - a persistent, abnormal, and irrational fear of love and intimacy, of deep relationship with.

Phobia - fear of
Suffix: Im - not or being impossible to
Philo / philia - love ( fall in love)
#Imphilophibia

Word created By:

Daronn Ferguson
01/5/2018
I often dream of love, however I find that I’m quite Imphilophobia.
Imphilophobia by Apostle Dferg January 4, 2019

Imphulse 

The sexiest most bitchy among us player to walk the earth
you're such an imphulse
Imphulse by officialdicktionary October 6, 2020

imphasis 

Typing a word entirely in capital letters to emphasize a word when writing a message in an IM application.
Everybody in my family absolutely HATES jell-o ... 'cept fa me. Let me just use a little bit of imphasis for ya, they HATES the jell-o, HATES it.
imphasis by Imphasis Jones December 23, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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