Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

Sneering Imperialist by ComradWinston January 16, 2015

Imperialist

One who believes that the business, personal affairs and destiny of his/her comparatively weak neighbor, could and should be more efficiently managed through the forcible intervention and operational restructuring of an outside influence, namely, the power that said imperialist represents. This, the imperialist believes, would inevitably prove to be advantageous to both parties.

Although history is filled with such individuals, three in particular stand out among the most prominent of imperialists.
1) Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821); Emperor of France, master of Europe.
2) Genghis Khan (1167-1227); commander of the “Golden Horde”, self-proclaimed and unchallenged “universal ruler”.
3) Howard Schultz (1953---?); chairman and chief global strategist of Starbucks, the leading retailer, roaster and brand of specialty coffee in the world.

Imperialist by nethcev! August 14, 2006

imperialist pig 

Im-per-i-al-ist Pig.

N.

A very fancy pig.

LeftofCentre.org says, "George Bush is an imperialist pig."

imperialist pig by PORN & EGGS December 8, 2009

imperialist

A member of the majority political party or pro-war citizenry of the United States of America, Britain, or Australia.

"The imperialists are screwing up my country, dammit."

imperialist by Matt_TY December 11, 2003

imperialist

(n.) One who engages in, or by other means supports imperialism. They seek the betterment of thier own nation by uniting 'backwards' or poorly developed nations with corrupt or almost non-existant governments together to work for the good of themselves.

Often blindly and incorrectly accused of being fascist nazis by human rights groups and other opposers, imperialists have been forced to repress thier views due to the strong anti-imperialist feelings from pinkos worldwide. The world is becoming far too soft and slow without imperialism.

Imperialists like to look back on the ninettenth century as a good time.

I am a supporter of imperialism, hence, and imperialist.

imperialist by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

ImperialFistsChapter 

A guy on roblox who tends to tryhard whenever in a military group (current: USM 1940's), and tends to end up quite high in rank, whether or not he wants the rank. However, he tends to piss people off by having an extremely low tolerance of idiots and that often gets him in constant fighting with Military Police or officers. Can get most jobs done, but don't always expect a quiet presence, or a fully sane person.

Man, that jerk ImperialFistsChapter is a jerk! He won't let me wear UDT only stuff!
Dude, did you see ImperialFistsChapter? He charged three snipers at once and slaughtered them!

ImperialFistsChapter by ImpFistsChap January 5, 2020

fandom imperialist

A member of a series' or game's fandom who roots for villain and hates the heroes. They will usually try to start an argument or play devil's advocate until some one starts it for them.

Normal fandom member: "I hope the hero survives this scene"
Fandom imperialist: *writing a twenty page essay on why the hero is the biggest cunt in existence*

fandom imperialist by Jerry from State Farm July 3, 2017