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Imperialist

One who believes that the business, personal affairs and destiny of his/her comparatively weak neighbor, could and should be more efficiently managed through the forcible intervention and operational restructuring of an outside influence, namely, the power that said imperialist represents. This, the imperialist believes, would inevitably prove to be advantageous to both parties.
Although history is filled with such individuals, three in particular stand out among the most prominent of imperialists.
1) Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821); Emperor of France, master of Europe.
2) Genghis Khan (1167-1227); commander of the “Golden Horde”, self-proclaimed and unchallenged “universal ruler”.
3) Howard Schultz (1953---?); chairman and chief global strategist of Starbucks, the leading retailer, roaster and brand of specialty coffee in the world.
Imperialist by nethcev! August 14, 2006
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imperialist

A member of the majority political party or pro-war citizenry of the United States of America, Britain, or Australia.
"The imperialists are screwing up my country, dammit."
imperialist by Matt_TY December 11, 2003

imperialist

(n.) One who engages in, or by other means supports imperialism. They seek the betterment of thier own nation by uniting 'backwards' or poorly developed nations with corrupt or almost non-existant governments together to work for the good of themselves.

Often blindly and incorrectly accused of being fascist nazis by human rights groups and other opposers, imperialists have been forced to repress thier views due to the strong anti-imperialist feelings from pinkos worldwide. The world is becoming far too soft and slow without imperialism.
Imperialists like to look back on the ninettenth century as a good time.

I am a supporter of imperialism, hence, and imperialist.
imperialist by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

Imperialist

An imperialist is a single person who is a good friend. He helps everyone by letting people know what is the correct way to do something.

There is nothing wrong with imperialism, and the anti imperialists are themselves imperialistic.

We aint sucking no cock
I am an imperialist and you are gay
Imperialist by orange man gang February 9, 2021

imperialist pig 

Im-per-i-al-ist Pig.

N.

A very fancy pig.
LeftofCentre.org says, "George Bush is an imperialist pig."
imperialist pig by PORN & EGGS December 8, 2009

Imperialist White Supremacist Capitalist Heteropatriarchy 

A term for the interlocking systems of oppression that form the basis of modern society and define the prevailing social order. In short, it is the status quo.
Activist: The only solution to our woes is the abolition of imperialist white supremacist capitalist heteropatriarchy.

Imperialist Propaganda 

Can also be rendered as "Western Propaganda".

A scapegoat used by socialists, communists, and other Marxists to justify the failing regimes of Marxist-Leninist parties. (see Cuba, China, the Soviet Union, etc.)
Rather than addressing the reasons for why the regime failed, or why their policies fail- they instead choose to blame the failures on the west, and that their failures were exaggerated by "western propaganda".

This may also alternatively be used (quite rarely) by right-wingers, however it is much rarer and often tied back to Russia and its war with Ukraine.
P1: "Bah! Are you kidding me? Cuba *has* democracy, that's just imperialist propaganda!"
P2: "Dude, you live in New York City. You haven't even stepped foot outside the USA."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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