immure

To lock away, seclude, or confine someone.

If he gets all up in my cool-aid one more time, I'm gunna immure that bitch ass!

immure by D-Vo January 20, 2006

immerensis 

The maddening inability to understand why someone loves you - that although you hear their words and understand their feelings, you think about who you are and can’t fathom the thought that people love you unconditionally - as if you are a con-artist who’s days are numbered

Person 1: I cannot figure out why my girlfriend doesn’t love me
Person 2: She does, you’re just feeling immerensis

immerensis by urmom.thebomb December 4, 2021

Weekend immune system 

Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.

Ugh yeah I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I have a weekend immune system

Weekend immune system by lusciouslucas February 11, 2019

Immune System 

A system used to kill bacteria and viruses. Also fungi, and parasites.

Example of Imunne doing its job.

Macrophage: Yo! There is a bacteria over here.
Neutrophils: Ok man, gonna eat this dude, and we are done!

Another example.

Killer T-Cells: Yo! This infected cell is going to die.
inset cell dying

Last example.

B-Cells: Yo this bacteria is too dangerous, gonna make some Antibodies.
insert bacteria being disabled and Macrophages and Neutrophils eating them

1: how's your immune system doing?
2: ok, they are fighting the Flu.

Immune System by sussiboka December 31, 2021

impure

something 'tainted' and no longer 'holy'! impure is commonly used in the catholic church. i really like to use it as a more general term for something that is no longer unsullied,virgin,deflowered,dirty,wrecked/destroyed; generally no longer 'pure' -something that now is no longer 'holy'...

a guy crashed into my new car, and even with body work, it is now rendered impure!!

that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!

after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!

impure by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

Immune from Consciousness

Ignoring facts, common sense, and human compassion because religious or political doctrines and dogma dictate a course of action or thought which belies common decency.

I think most politicians and religious leaders are immune from consciousness...look how they treat the environment.

Immune from Consciousness by GaiaGirl December 18, 2013

immunelol 

A mf who drops combos every second and likes men

He guys immunelol is dropping combos again!!

immunelol by Immunelol February 27, 2021