by Crucifiction June 21, 2010

by hellokittykittykittykittyboi November 22, 2019

Damn that woman excels
by FoundCountry August 05, 2019

Part of the Microsoft Office Suite, Excel is a spreadsheet program that basically resembles a paper ledger sheet, or a giant table. Unlike paper, Excel makes your job easier by removing the need for erasers or calculators! It definitely makes number manipulation almost painless.
by Gearbox January 25, 2005

One certifiably insane and way too happy girl who loves a certain leader of ACROSS, Lord Ilpalazzo, to the point where she would run through fire and water, throw up, strip, and kill whoever he thinks needs to be killed. This includes her.
by Lord Ilpalazzo October 14, 2004

A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.
Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.
Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.
User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"
User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"
User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"
by Aquaxander January 13, 2008

It is the art of watching an excel file while it watches you back, while you are being incredibly unproductive.
by malnic May 13, 2021
