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IMAWANKER

Abbreviation for in My Absolutely Wise And Noteworthy, Knowledgeable, Expert Recommendation. Similar to IMHO (In My Humble Opinion), but when you really want to make sure the audience knows you're making a firm recommendation.
IMAWANKER, but I really think we should use Excel as our customer relationship database.
by DizzoDizzman August 5, 2021
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iWanker

Noun.
person who incessantly plays with their iPhone/iPod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.
"iPhones are like penises: they're fun to play with when you're in private, but it's rude to pull 'em out at the dinner table" Tom Gleeson, Good News Week

"My boss is such an iWanker: she just can't stop fiddling with it!"
by Sensei Thomisan October 3, 2009
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iWanker

Anyone that has an iPhone and thinks that it has any technological advance over a printed yellow pages book is know as an iWanker.
Rajiv is an iWanker
by xwagon September 14, 2009
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Iowanker

A person who lives in Iowa and is also a wanker.
Man, Kerry is such an Iowanker.
by Heather May 13, 2005
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Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.
by Heather May 13, 2005
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