A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.
I justhope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx
"This isn't sports illustrated...... How is this team's name URBAN SLANG? You want sports? This definition is a pile of steaming horse-hockey!!" -- Some obnoxious sack of horse shit
A group full of tooted up trucks that will guaranteed fuck your girlfriend and make your mom wet. They’ve got large cocks and will beat the shit out of you for talkin shit. DI run it!
gun that killed the dinasours; can go through a stampede of elephants with ease; more powerfull than anything; made of a special aloy; burly; not intended for actual usage.
look at that semi truck pull that f4..it can't, oh my god its an f4, f4 "vs" the world= end of the world,
an adobe computer program used by designers to create logos, postcards, business cards, pictures, drawings, etc. illustrator is popular because it uses vectors to create crisp clean edges that doesn't lose resolution when it is zoomed in on. Not a pretentious program
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.