eazy-x's definitions

abstract art

if you hate abstract art don't listen to music. all the weird abstract sounds out of instruments don't make any sense. they are completely non sensical. just read the lyrics, at least that part is the only part that is understandable. oh wait, i forgot words are abstractions of things also. say no to music. music is made by a bunch of pretentious hipsters and art snobs. anybody can make stupid sounds out of instruments, my 2 year old son can make a bunch of stupid noises out of a guitar and or make a bunch of simple beats like those dumb rap and rock stars. anybody can make millions by making non sensical out of an instrument.

abstract art is for pretentious art snobs that drink coffee. music is for fags who think they are smarter than everyone. lets all go to church at least they can answer every question to make the meaning of life and everything around it more accessible and understandable. lets all hold hands in a circle and love one another and understand each other's feelings.

by eazy-X May 16, 2008

pretentious

the word of the decade. everyone's using it to insult anything that seems smarter or tries to seem smarter or better.

don't forget to leave a rude comment in the green box below where it says comments with a number beside it.

all the people on urbandictionary are pretentious because they can't insult someone in person. they have to do it from the safety of their computer. pretentious pretentious pretentious pretentious

by Eazy-X May 29, 2008

muthaphucka

someone who sticks their hard veiny dick up their mom's ass and wet hairy pussy. they squeeze their mother's wrinkly tits til milk comes out. son and mother fucking until the sun comes up. for some it's called making love, but for many it's a disturbing thing. they 69 til they cum really hard in eachother's mouth.

those sick muthaphucka s are a bunch of low lives that live out their little sick fantasies.

by eazy-x January 23, 2008

rotten milk

pretentious milk that sat too long in the fridge that was not drank quick enough.

the rotten milk tastes sour.

by eazy-x February 13, 2008

good ol' boy

no such thing. a white trash republican redneck that tries to one up everybody with a pompous backwoods cocky attitude. A loud drunk and obnoxious country hic without class. All good ol' boy types aren't really good boys at all.

Good ol' boys are annoying trailer meth addicts.

by eazy-x January 31, 2008

real

people who try too hard to act like they're not trying too hard. see psuedo-conformist. people who shop walmart and drink starbucks are real while people who like indie are trying too hard to be real.

i'm real because i shop at walmart.

by eazy-x February 19, 2008

sia

sia kate isobelle furler. a great vocalist and song writer. she sang a bunch of songs for the trip hop group zero 7. she also has a few solo albums out. some people have real problems is her latest installment. a great album comparable to feist's the reminder album.

sia is an awesome artist. i like her voice and personality.

by eazy-x February 14, 2008