Irons 

Word used to describe unusually flat-bottomed feet(flat-footedness). Typically these feet are great for water skiing but not great for running. Irons can be easily spotted by the total flatness of the bottom of the foot.

Davit: Wow! You have flat feet!
Zach: Yep, they're called irons.
Davit: Can you barefoot ski?
Zach: I'm the best at it!

Irons by Davit McBarn January 27, 2006

Irons 

Of all forceable entry tools, the "Irons" are probably the most favored by firefighters. Consisting of a flat-head ax "married" to a halligan bar, the uses of the Irons are many. They are most commonly used to gain access to locked doors and windows. The halligan bar has three different prying tips on it. They are a spike, a wedge, and a two-pronged fork or claw. By inserting one of these tips into a door or window frame and driving it with the flat-head ax, the trained firefighter can make quick access through most common types of doors. By driving the spike into the floor, the halligan bar becomes a good anchor point to attach a rope during emergency rescue procedures. The flat-head ax is also useful for cutting through windows and doors that may be boarded up. The Irons are carried with a special "marriage" strap, the blade of the ax inserted into the slot of the claw on one end, and the handle of the ax resting between the spike and the wedge on the other.

After Firefighter Steve got to the door and realized it was locked he exclaimed, "Dammit, I forgot the Irons, again."

Irons by Cut it August 9, 2005

irons 

a group of homosexual men

"Would you look at those set of irons"

irons by cookie101 May 24, 2005

irons 

the clubs you use while playing golf within 200 yds. starts from a 3 iron to a 9 including a pitching wedge

"im gonna use my 3 iron and try and get it over the lake.... bitch"

irons by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005

Irons 

the collective term for a group casual female sexual acquaintances.

"Irons!!!"

"I've been chirpsing my irons all night and now im knackered!"

Irons by Woicheck Polak September 1, 2011

Irons 

A nickname for the London based football club West Ham United.
Founded in 1895, the roots of West Ham United go back to the company Thames Ironworks and Shipbuilding and Engineering based in East London.
In the first years of the football clubs existance, the club was called "Thames Ironworks FC", usually known as "The Irons". The nickname stayed and is still used today, with the club never forgetting where it came from.

Yesterday, The Irons beat Newcastle away.
Wanna go and see the Irons play?
Come On You Irons

Irons by lpmo May 29, 2018

irons family massacre 

The Irons Family Massacre is a legend about a boy named Sam Irons and his family. There was a television series about it on a canadian network.

Main Characters:

Sam Irons - A tormented child with psychological problems
Irons Mother - A crazy woman with two extra arms. She is locked in the attic.
Irons Father - A cruel man. He captures children and forces them to work in his underground factory.

The series climaxed when the Irons House was burned down. Sam Irons shot himself

Did you see that episode of School of Trial last night? Yeah, that irons family massacre is really something.

irons family massacre by Jackie Boy April 8, 2005