illogicy 

noun: the act of being uneducated while trying to be right, said best by an individual of questionable character.

Bro Alpha: Bro, I got 5 kills and you got 10, so basically I kind of sorta won. But I'ma let you win this round so you don't cry yourself to sleep again.

Bro Beta: Wtf bro, that's like illogicy at its finest.

illogicy by kamilien1 July 5, 2012

Illogical

Spocks favorite saying

" Captain Kirk, that is highly illogical"

Illogical by Carrotk May 31, 2009

illogic 

A sick underground rapper, whose lyrics show that he is a certified genius

Person # 1; Yo u catch that new illogic song
Person # 2: Yeah that thing is BO$$$

illogic by Dan tha stay fresh king of the east coat underground May 4, 2008

illogical

Not possible; unlikely; very rare.

"DUDE! I CAME TO THE YEAR 3000!!"
"Yo. That's illogical. I can't have it."

illogical by xxbnmmnbxx November 17, 2007

bio-illogical clock 

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.

"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."

bio-illogical clock by geek.neo March 5, 2010

Illogical

Something or someone incapable of applying or void of logic.

All Boomers are illogical with regards to the environment

Illogical by 456a13 November 11, 2019

illogicate 

to make someone smarter by means of severe beatings with textbooks

americans should use this method to educate their dumbass bomb making, gun toting, wife beating children

illogicate by Ninjalo March 24, 2004