illogic
illogic by Dan tha stay fresh king of the east coat underground May 4, 2008
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Illogistics
the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of a business or other operation in preparation for an event that is mythological or totally insane.
If the rapture happened right now, what would happen to my cats? I need to take care of the illogistics and register the cats with the good people at After The Rapture Pet Care
Illogistics by cheeseinvert June 18, 2011
Illogical
" Captain Kirk, that is highly illogical"
illogical
illogical by xxbnmmnbxx November 17, 2007
bio-illogical clock
the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.
also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
bio-illogical clock by geek.neo March 5, 2010
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