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Shinji Ikari
Definition 1: The main character of the anime "Neon Genesis Evangelion"
Definition 2: Fapping to a person comatose person in a hospital
Definition 2: Fapping to a person comatose person in a hospital
For Definition 1:
Person 1: Who's that guy riding the robot
Person 2: Oh, that's Shinji Ikari
For Definition 2:
Person 1: Hey im gonna pull a Shinji Ikari
Person 2: Dude, you need some serious help
Person 1: Who's that guy riding the robot
Person 2: Oh, that's Shinji Ikari
For Definition 2:
Person 1: Hey im gonna pull a Shinji Ikari
Person 2: Dude, you need some serious help
Shinji Ikari by A Local Idiot October 11, 2020
itard
One who continues to purchase items such as the ipod, and will be purchasing future items such as the iphone because they are mindless sheep. Instead of actually doing research on said items they will wander to the nearest best buy and fork out 400 dollars for an outdated ipod because they don't realize there are other options out there. The itard is so ignorant, that they will ask you if you have an ipod rather than asking if you have an mp3 player. Continuing this trend eventually itard's will believe that music spawns from ipods and owning anything else will be a strange and frightening experience for them.
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.
itard: "Dude, what kind of ipod is that?"
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".
itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".
itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".
itard by roflskates March 3, 2007
No Ikarus
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, there is NO IKARUS at the bus station. Time to commit suicide...☠☠💀💀☠☠ "I forgor"
No Ikarus by DC: Bryn#8277 December 5, 2022
ikarishipping
The best pokemon shipping in the world!!!! A paring between Paul and Dawn from the tv show/anime, Pokémon.
ikarishipping:
In the episodes of 'Pokémon Diamond an Pearl' the characters Paul and Dawn may not seem to be compatible and alike, but you know the old saying... opposites attract!!!
In the episodes of 'Pokémon Diamond an Pearl' the characters Paul and Dawn may not seem to be compatible and alike, but you know the old saying... opposites attract!!!
ikarishipping by Caillionae342* August 22, 2011
iTard
iTard by Matt Hallmark August 11, 2007
shinji ikari
Pilot of Evangelion Unit 01. Son of Gendo Ikari and Yui Ikari. Resides with Major Misato and Pilot Asuka Soryu Langly. 14 years old.
shinji ikari by New September 13, 2003
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.