Izard

a cool layed back family with a really hot older daughter but a hotter youngger child

The Izards are the coolest family ever!!!!!

by rela awesomeness April 29, 2012

Izard

The equivalent of a punch in the balls

Jack is a right izard

by Jiggly dick 69 September 21, 2020

itard

One who continues to purchase items such as the ipod, and will be purchasing future items such as the iphone because they are mindless sheep. Instead of actually doing research on said items they will wander to the nearest best buy and fork out 400 dollars for an outdated ipod because they don't realize there are other options out there. The itard is so ignorant, that they will ask you if you have an ipod rather than asking if you have an mp3 player. Continuing this trend eventually itard's will believe that music spawns from ipods and owning anything else will be a strange and frightening experience for them.
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.

itard: "Dude, what kind of ipod is that?"
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".

itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".

by roflskates March 3, 2007

Izara

Izara is a beautiful, smart and funny and will crack every one up, they are usually the fastest in the class, they always have the best vibes

see her thats izara

by kfcrangapubes August 23, 2021

Eddie Izzard

The Greatest Comedian in the world. one of the funniest men alive, known for his randomness, tendancy to drift off and his well known and catchy things to say. He is a executive transvestite, he describes himself as a male lesbian. he is also partialy dislexic, he used to be fully deslexic, but thts not for now. He is also intersesting besause of his style of comedy, he is not racist, or sexist, or any of these things, he swears, but not at people. He engages the audience and often goes off track. He is a modern comic genius, and a great actor to boot

Guns Dont Kill People, People Kill People, But Monkeys Do To (If They Have A Gun)

This is the comic genius of Eddie Izzard

by Proassasin Made In China A.K.A Promic October 8, 2005

iTard

Someone who stands in line to spends hundreds of dollars on Apple products.

Johhny stood in line for three days to buy that new iPhone. He's such an iTard.

by Matt Hallmark August 11, 2007

Izar

A person that’s full of artistic talent. His mind runs on creativity and is never organized but very aesthetically put together. Loves harder than anyone around him but can lose interest if the sparks not around.

Did he lose you sometimes? He totally reminds me of a total Izar.

by Charlie tickler October 14, 2019