Habib: Miguel where are you going?
Miguel: going to the bathroom to get some ifap.to in before my mom comes back!
Habib: Your nasty!..... I got next!
Miguel: Hahaha.... Got you!

Ifap.to by Ineedabettersn May 25, 2009

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IBAP

Itchy Butt After Poop

I have some terrible ibap today...
Gee Todd, it looks like you have some Ibap there...

IBAP by MR MATT HATT August 22, 2009

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ifapper

some one who masturbates to porn on their ipod touch

mike is such an ifapper i wake up to him and his ipod.

ifapper by eye gouge May 14, 2011

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iFap

A shorthand name for the most popular free porn site for mobile phones, ifap.to

Pronounced as "I fap" or "I fap to". See also ifap2.

Miguel: hey Habib, what's the best porn site for my iPhone?
Habib: For sure iFap. I fap to ifap.to all the time
Miguel: K, checking it now... nice! Be right back, need to go to the bathroom.
Habib: Haha, ok.

iFap by iFap October 5, 2010

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iFap

A shiny white sex toy, similar to in functionality, but much more stylish than the fleshlight. Manufactured by Apple, makers of iPhone, iPod, i*.

I love the way the iFap's intuitive Apple interface feels on my cock.

iFap by enoksrd June 1, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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