Habib: Miguel where are you going?
Miguel: going to the bathroom to get some ifap.to in before my mom comes back!
Habib: Your nasty!..... I got next!
Miguel: Hahaha.... Got you!

Ifap.to by Ineedabettersn May 25, 2009

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IBAP

Itchy Butt After Poop

I have some terrible ibap today...
Gee Todd, it looks like you have some Ibap there...

IBAP by MR MATT HATT August 22, 2009

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ifapper

some one who masturbates to porn on their ipod touch

mike is such an ifapper i wake up to him and his ipod.

ifapper by eye gouge May 14, 2011

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iFap

A shorthand name for the most popular free porn site for mobile phones, ifap.to

Pronounced as "I fap" or "I fap to". See also ifap2.

Miguel: hey Habib, what's the best porn site for my iPhone?
Habib: For sure iFap. I fap to ifap.to all the time
Miguel: K, checking it now... nice! Be right back, need to go to the bathroom.
Habib: Haha, ok.

iFap by iFap October 5, 2010

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iFap

A shiny white sex toy, similar to in functionality, but much more stylish than the fleshlight. Manufactured by Apple, makers of iPhone, iPod, i*.

I love the way the iFap's intuitive Apple interface feels on my cock.

iFap by enoksrd June 1, 2009

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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