idmon 

the baddiest baddie out there. .. shes super cool, funny, and brilliant. There is nothing she isn't good at! Honestly the best at pool so miraculous, meritous, and intelligent. Delightful, Splendid, Funny, what isn't there to say about her? Team Idmon is the best team ever and defeats any other.

you know that a baddie if her name idmon.

idmon by TEAMIDMON April 7, 2025

iDontpaytaxes 

The newest product from the richest company on the planet that utilizes slave labor in third world countries to charge outrageous prices for out-dated products.

Dude, I'm so taking the lead from my corporate icon and not paying taxes cause iDontpaytaxes. Have you seen the tiny little screen on my phone?

iDontpaytaxes by appleSUX May 21, 2013

ImDontai 

ImDontai - is a streamer/gamer/you-tuber that currently owns one of the most, in fact the most top tier Ultimate legendary nut which is currently in his hairy nutsack. You do not wanna go down there 😳😤 only 2 made it out alive.
👑Danielle and Nutrag 👑 Inside his nutsack are some sperm cells labeled as FNG. Sorry Dontai if you see this I love you Tai and Danielle 🤗

Man i wished i did the impossible and peek through ImDontai’s nutsack

ImDontai by FNG member ?! October 6, 2020

iDrone 

An Apple fan so indoctrinated to believe the superiority of Apple-brand products that they refuse to see that Apple products are either outdated compared to non-Apple products, overpriced, or often both.

Computer expert: As a rule of thumb, you can buy twice the computer for your money if you build it yourself than if you buy, say, a Dell.
Computer layman: Wow, really?
Interjecting iDrone: Maybe you should try a Mac!
Computer expert: ...Compared to Macs, three times as much computer.

iDrone by Madcat221 October 20, 2013

Imong Mama 

A type of Visayan dialect comeback use to destroy your enemies pride.
Usually known as the Filipino traslation of "your mom...", while sounding much cooler.

Enemy: You're a piece of shit!
You: Imong Mama piece of shit!

Imong Mama by HermaMora February 17, 2019

Idontusuallydothisitis 

A terrible case of denial in which a woman claims that she isn't a whore. This illness usually occurs after said woman has just picked up a random guy at a bar and taken him to her home late in the evening. The most obvious symptom of the illness is when the woman claims to have never been in such a situation just prior to performing a sexual act on the guy.

Shortly after meeting her in the bar and just before fucking her mouth pussy, Lucy told me she wasn't normally the type of girl to do things like this. At first I thought maybe she was serious but after fisting her asshole, I knew she had a terrible case of idontusuallydothisitis.

Idontusuallydothisitis by tactash May 6, 2008

Idontgiveafuckitis 

Inflammation of the fuck giving gland due to extenuating work conditions.

I can't make it to that meeting becuase I have a bad case of idontgiveafuckitis, and its contagious.

Idontgiveafuckitis by Big Chizzles December 18, 2010