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A measure of idiocy, based on a multiple choice examination. Idions are awarded when someone answeres idiotically.
Dave's such an idiot. I bet he has over 100 idions.
idion by P4lladium November 6, 2003
Words you can keep
A portmanteau of the words "idiot" and "moron."
Gah! Look at those idions
idion by Urban_Dictionary user September 8, 2018
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Cov(idiocy) 

Or, “Covidiocy”: the state of the world in the year of 2020 AD resulting in the pandemic known as Covid-19.

Some already existing idiots can now be referred as Cov(idiots) or Covidiots.
Cov(idiocy) has flooded every home via television set and social media feed with constant truths and untruths and only serves to instill fear, panic and division among the populace.
Cov(idiocy) by Deus-ex-machina August 2, 2020

Idiocracy 

A movie that was originally a comedy, but became a documentary.
Since people don't have to pass an IQ test in order to reproduce, Idiocracy is humanity's inevitable future.
Idiocracy by commandercrook January 23, 2014
Someone who shoves horse hooves up their ass.
Nick admitted he is an idiog, now nobody respects him.
Idiog by Batmunch March 17, 2016

Idioclimaxia 

A medical condition in which a person has spent their tolerance of imbicels in a timespan best medicine is to take the day off
Q. Why weren't you at work yesterday

A. I was suffering from idioclimaxia
Idioclimaxia by King of gods May 10, 2015

Idiocracy 

A society that values and rewards people based solely on a lack of intelligence. Societies that reward the resulting behaviors become dysfunctional, violent, and the rule of law becomes even more arbitrary.
To be quite frank, the United States is a prime example of idiocracy in action.
Idiocracy by strawberryturd December 14, 2012
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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