A combination of "idiot" and "monkey" (synonym: monkiot). Refers to someone given no authority or autonomy (treated as if they are "doing a job any monkey could do"), and who therefore feels no responsibility to make good decisions or deviate in any way from what they have been told to do.

I got my boss's boss to sign my expense report, but the idiokey from finance refused to pay it until my own boss returned from vacation and signed it.

idiokey by Rico Detroit December 9, 2007

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idion

A measure of idiocy, based on a multiple choice examination. Idions are awarded when someone answeres idiotically.

Dave's such an idiot. I bet he has over 100 idions.

idion by P4lladium November 6, 2003

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idion

A portmanteau of the words "idiot" and "moron."

Gah! Look at those idions

idion by Urban_Dictionary user September 8, 2018

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[idonkification]

The identifying of a girl by her donk.
You've seen it so many times,you know who it belongs to.

John:Check out that ass man,who is that fine girl?!
Matt:Why you checking out my girl man!
John:How do you know thats Clarissa?
Matt:Idonkification man
John:Oh my bad

[idonkification] by Davion Williams March 23, 2009

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idiork

it is a combination of "idiot" and "dork" if u couldnt tell. someone who has brain smarts (and/or street smarts)but refrains on using them for entertaining purposes. this person can be a class clown, or could be just very slow-minded.

Jack: "i love computers these days. they are better than sliced bread!!"
Penny: "Jack, you are such an idiork, that 'better than sliced bread' joke is like, two years old! get a life!!"
Jack: whats an idiork Penny?"
Penny: "You are, Jack."

idiork by Mater of the Dark April 3, 2009

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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