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1. A funny way of saying 'idiot'.
2. An invalid mech.
You're a stupid idionk!
idionk by FLeXyo May 29, 2018
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1. A funny misspelling of the word idiot.
2. An invalid mech.
Person 1: I love bad movies!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Shut up, idionk!
idionk by FLeXyo June 1, 2018
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A combination of "idiot" and "monkey" (synonym: monkiot). Refers to someone given no authority or autonomy (treated as if they are "doing a job any monkey could do"), and who therefore feels no responsibility to make good decisions or deviate in any way from what they have been told to do.
I got my boss's boss to sign my expense report, but the idiokey from finance refused to pay it until my own boss returned from vacation and signed it.
idiokey by Rico Detroit December 9, 2007
A measure of idiocy, based on a multiple choice examination. Idions are awarded when someone answeres idiotically.
Dave's such an idiot. I bet he has over 100 idions.
idion by P4lladium November 6, 2003
A portmanteau of the words "idiot" and "moron."
Gah! Look at those idions
idion by Urban_Dictionary user September 8, 2018

[idonkification] 

The identifying of a girl by her donk.
You've seen it so many times,you know who it belongs to.
John:Check out that ass man,who is that fine girl?!
Matt:Why you checking out my girl man!
John:How do you know thats Clarissa?
Matt:Idonkification man
John:Oh my bad
it is a combination of "idiot" and "dork" if u couldnt tell. someone who has brain smarts (and/or street smarts)but refrains on using them for entertaining purposes. this person can be a class clown, or could be just very slow-minded.
Jack: "i love computers these days. they are better than sliced bread!!"
Penny: "Jack, you are such an idiork, that 'better than sliced bread' joke is like, two years old! get a life!!"
Jack: whats an idiork Penny?"
Penny: "You are, Jack."
idiork by Mater of the Dark April 3, 2009
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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