An Apple fan so indoctrinated to believe the superiority of Apple-brand products that they refuse to see that Apple products are either outdated compared to non-Apple products, overpriced, or often both.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A person so attached to their iPhone they pay little attention to anything going on around them.

An iDrone is a person who has become an iPod addict. An iDrone will listen to an iPod everywhere, even in the most inappropriate places, and usually for extended lengths of time. Normal ipod environments include the gym, school, airplane, bus, etc... An inappropriate environment would be at the supermarket, at dinner with family, a bar, or anywhere social interaction is expected.